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Australian Shepherd
First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... |
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Lab
Oh, me, me, me! Please let me change the bulb! Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze! |
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Border Collie
Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code. |
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Boxer
Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark. |
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Chihuahua
We don't need no stinking light bulb.
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Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee
on the carpet in the dark.
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Dachshund
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! |
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German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I make another perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. |
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Greyhound
Well it isn't moving so who cares?
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Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it.. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
will be dry.
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Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb? |
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Rottweiler
Try and make me.
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Old English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? I'm sorry,
but I don't see a light bulb! |
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Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
off the walls and furniture.
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| AND NOW HOW MANY CATS
DOES IT TAKE? |
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Cats do not change light
bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is -
How long will it be before I can expect some light, some
dinner, and a nice massage? |
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| ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT
WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! |
