Why DOGS are better than KIDS!

It doesn’t take a dog 45 minutes to get ready to go outside in the winter.
Dogs don’t know how to lie.
Dogs never skip their nap time.
You don’t have to get an extra phone line for your dog.
Dogs never pester you about getting a kid.
Dogs really don’t care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
The average cost of sending a dog to school is $52.00 and your kid costs $150,000.00.
Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
Dogs will pretty much eat ANYTHING you give them.
A dog will not be embarrassed if you sing in public.
If your dog is bad, no one can blame it on your genes.